How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.