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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.