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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!