An envelope!
Ginger
When they are read.
Start in England and drive West.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
20 after 1.
Because he was so full of himself.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!