Because attachments are forbidden.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Your spine.
The Post Office
An envelope!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Fe-mail
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
E-gypt
E-bae...
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Because it's always in bed.
Coz 'e-mmental!
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Mick e-mouse.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Spine
Ewes sincerely.
Best viscious.
An e-lectron.
I don't know, but it's not E.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
May the force e-with you.
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because every other letter is not E!
By spaghett-e-mail!
Because it is the capital of England.
Scent.
An e-mergency.
Envelope!
We were thankful.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
GINGER.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
With stick e-tape.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Envelope
When there are no attachments
On the Inkernet.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
E-ronimo!
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
Because the lime was engaged.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
The e-quator.
With their fish fingers.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
E we go E we go E we go!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They prefer to use Norse code.
She wants the D.
An e-nigma.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
When they are read.
Nothing.
Because he had a vowel movement.
Har e-potter.
They log on
"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Cirque d'Olay
Dg".
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
D-Bone steak
A coconut!
Allahu ackbar!!
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
The bear minimum
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Bark
