How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".