What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.