What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.