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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.