The ones in the mail of course!
With his goldfinger.
Scent.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
She got a Zebra.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
One is a hunt on a course.
He charges a calligra-fee of course!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke