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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!