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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.