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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.