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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb