Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.