Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes