Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb