Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!