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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!