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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples