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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.