Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.