Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.