Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."