Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying