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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying