To get food for her babies!
Eggs actually get laid.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
50$
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Because she was a little tart.
Food.
Vegetta balls
A Super Saying
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
