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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted