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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!