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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy