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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.