Because black boards matter.
Triple Eh's.
Marsh-Mellows
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They chalk it out
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
She draws a smack!