It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because they built their stuff with reads!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Who cares!
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
The lumberjack has a job.
Because they MINE as a job.
The Age Of Ultron.
I am a were
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
It was just a matter of time.
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
It's alimentary, Watson.
IBM!
IBM
A hedge fund manager
