What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager