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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager