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Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Wolfman Jokes More Wolfman Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were