Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.