Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.