Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!