Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)