Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

Wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Method Jokes More Method Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.