Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE, DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

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How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...