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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Blond Girl Jokes More Blond Girl Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Hippopotamus Jokes More Hippopotamus Jokes

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.