Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!