Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Artificial Intelligence Jokes More Artificial Intelligence Jokes

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

Blonde Dye Jokes More Blonde Dye Jokes

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.