Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."