Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Charlie Jokes More Charlie Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even