Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)