Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.