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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See