What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip