What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship