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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...