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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See