What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See