Brainwashing.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
He found a hair in one.
Transginger.
DYE, DYE, DYEEEEEEE!
Give him an enema
Brainwashed.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.