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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.