500 Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed