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500 Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed