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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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