What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.