Good Start Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

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100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Nagger Jokes More Nagger Jokes

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't