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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

100 Black People Jokes More 100 Black People Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.