A drummer!!!!!
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Right where ya left him.
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
A good start.
A Whale Way
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Because it was soda pressing.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.