Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
P.S. I Love You
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
A good start.
They're plane to sea
The Marijuanas Trench.
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Might I conjure Ya
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"