Health insurance
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
No one can ever know.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.
See ya next month.
You guys have no life!
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
It had a sandy bottom.
A good start
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
She hated being microbe-managed.
A good start.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Fangtastic!