The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Rex (made this one up myself!)
A good start.
Poke 'em on.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
No one can ever know.
Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Fry-days.
I'm all forum.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
A row bot.
Wavy!