What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.