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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend