Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?