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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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I don't know I wasn't invited!

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No one knows. It's never happened.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.