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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture