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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife