Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
He was looking for pooh.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
He didn't like nuns.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Never mind, I'll escalator
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
1/3
An actress.