Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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A Stick!

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With a romantic tock.

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Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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I think I'm coming down with something.

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With tomato paste.

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With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.