Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.