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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

Weaver Jokes More Weaver Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Cape Jokes More Cape Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace