What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace