What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?