What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Weaver Jokes More Weaver Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Cape Jokes More Cape Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!