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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Weaver Jokes More Weaver Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?