What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.