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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to