How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.