How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to