How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.