How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Remodve

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.