How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

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A what?

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.