How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.