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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!