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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!