How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.