How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.