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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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You bust a nut

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.