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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.