What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne