What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.