Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.