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Iraq Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

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