Iraq Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

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A Lot.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Teutonic Plates.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher