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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"