Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex