Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.