Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked