What has nine arms and blows?

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

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