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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..