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Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.