What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness