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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

West Jokes More West Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

East Jokes More East Jokes

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness