West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing