West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals