West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Teethbrush Jokes More Teethbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.