West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes