West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.