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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.