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West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique