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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Shelfie Jokes More Shelfie Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.