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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Shelfie Jokes More Shelfie Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.