Shelfies.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Bad cam'ra
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because he was bored of the rings!
Lorrypops.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Binary fish-ion.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
He took a shelfie.