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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.