What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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She went to sea a movie.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.