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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Shelfie Jokes More Shelfie Jokes

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.