What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Shelfie Jokes More Shelfie Jokes

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.