Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.