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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.