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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What's a joke?

My life...

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.