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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.