Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal