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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.