How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.