How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef