How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!