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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)