How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.