What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.