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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.