How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.