How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!