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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.