What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.