The Brains of Castamere.
Dad jokes.
Zombie.
They make rotten friends
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Briiiiines...
To the st club.
GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS
I'm reliving myself.
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Cryptic code.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Fast food
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
They had a mantic** time.
Gaaaainsss
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
GRRAAAAINS!!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
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He threw his arm out.
Kellog's All Brain
FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deceased and desist
Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)
Who are you wearing *
High Seas Dead People
Because he was de-composing.
Walkers
I have made a grave mistake.
They paint the town dead!
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
He didn't have the guts
A zoombie.
Then I can bang other chicks
He had deadlines to meet
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Because he was biting.
Make him wear shoes.
A palm tree!
Chubby 7th grade girls!
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
About 60 pounds.
Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Ask your dad.
Because he fainted.
A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
Decomposing.
