The Brains of Castamere.
Dad jokes.
Zombie.
They make rotten friends
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Briiiiines...
To the st club.
GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS
I'm reliving myself.
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
Cryptic code.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Fast food
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
They had a mantic** time.
Gaaaainsss
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
GRRAAAAINS!!
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
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He threw his arm out.
Kellog's All Brain
FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deceased and desist
Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)
Who are you wearing *
High Seas Dead People
Because he was de-composing.
Walkers
I have made a grave mistake.
They paint the town dead!
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
He didn't have the guts
A zoombie.
Then I can bang other chicks
He had deadlines to meet
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Because it's bipolar.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Me: studying her closely He's... right here
Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
She thought she was a dromedary.
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
A 20 dollar bill
She screws you two nights in a row.
A dual cabbageway!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
About three inches.
With arroz.
My girlfriend
