Dead Bee Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!