Inuit.
Not Yeti
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
Not-a-Yeti
A not-yeti.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
When her mustache is on fire!
A Gabaghoul
A bad mood!
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Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
A jumbo yeti.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
Pleblos