Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.