Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw