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Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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When her mustache is on fire!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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A jumbo yeti.

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He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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