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Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Dead Bee Jokes More Dead Bee Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.