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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti