Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Sasquatch Jokes More Sasquatch Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti