Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Let's be Avenue

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.